...amen!...but like a man he died....wait a minute... I'm DEAD!...yeah yeah, I'm dead, so what? Its not the end of the world or anything!3... 2... 1... Liftoff!911?A guiltless death I die.AAAARRRGGGHHH!!!Aaagghhh!Aacch!Aargh!Ach, is doch nur 'ne Fleischwunde...Adios.AGAIN!?!?!All clear, guys.All is lost. Monks, monks, monks!All my possessions for a moment of time!And damn'd be him that first cries, 'Hold, enough!'And I just wanted that fancy suit of armour you were carrying...And I've *never* done you any harm.And in my last hour, I'm a slave to the power of death.And now the dreams end.And they told me it was not loaded.And you thought Tristan was unlucky...Another one bites the dust.As I lay forgotten and alone, without fear I draw my parting groan.Ay! Ay! Ay!Bam!Been nice knowing you.Bif!Blood will follow blood, dying time is here.Bodies fill the fields I see, the slaughter never ends.Brutality!But I just got a little prick!But there are some things which cannot be excused.But that wasn't in the script!!But what about my Parry Skill? Tumbling?But I'm a good guy! Really! I'm just disguising myself as evil!But I'm a good guy! Oh, you're the evil one... well, then: AARRGH!By the kind gods, 'twas most ignobly done!Call 911! Quick!!!Can you say you are proud of what you've done?Can't it be there's been some sort of error?Can't we talk this thing over?Can't you take a joke?Catch my soul 'cos it's willing to fly away!CHARGE!Cover me.Coward! Why did you not protect me?Cut it out!D'oh!Dammit.Dammit, this thing won't die!Death greets me warm, now I will just say goodbye.Did anybody get the number of that truck..?Did somebody knock?Die, mortal!Do let me die in peace.Do something, SCHMUCK!Don't let poor Nelly starve!Don't worry - I'm just pretending.Don't worry, be happy!Don't worry, someone will rescue me!Don't worry. I've got a plan.Don't worry, Clint Eastwood will rescue me in scene four!Doough!DUNG!Dying, dying.Eeek!Et tu, Brute! Then fall, Caesar!Et tu, Caesar! Then fall, Brute!Even the best laid plans...Everyone dances with the Grim Reaper.Exit: light - enter: night!F***!Farewell, cruel world.Fatality!Finish him!Flames? Not yet, I think.Flash before my eyes: now it's time to die.Funny, didn't *look* like a cyberpsycho....Gee, where'd everybody go?Gee... thanks.Goodbye.Greetings, Death, he's yours to take away.Guh!Ha! That's the oldest trick in the book.Hah haa! Missed me! Ha---Hah haa! I'm just sleeping.He hit me for HOW MUCH?????HA! HA! Huh...?HA! HA! It's all a part of my evil plan!Heaven can wait 'till another day.Help me!Help me! I am undone!Help, ho!Help, help! I'm being repressed!HEY! THATS A REAL SWORD!Hey - I've got lawyers.Hey guys, where are you?Hey look... ARCHERS!Hey! I'll just take a really close look at the floor.Hey! Killin' ain't cool.Hey, I'm actually the good king that was going to save you in level three!Hey! Where's my stomach? My hands?Hey, don't talk to me like that!Hey, it was only a joke, all right?Hey, not too rough!Hilfe, hilfe, hilfe!Hmm, some things are better wanted than had...Ho! Murder! Murder!Huh? Why did you do that?I AM toast!!I am absolutely undone.I am dying.I am innocent, innocent, innocent!I can't believe that really my time has come.I can't probably miss...I didn't like violence anyway!I didn't want to live anyway.I don't believe this!I don't care. I have a Ring of Regeneration.I don't care. I have a Scroll of Raise Dead.I don't like this dungeon...I don't understand. It should be dead by now.I don't wanna die, I'm a god, why can't I live on?I feel I could cast 'Speak with Dead' and talk to myself.I feel the flowers growing over me.I hate it when that happens.I hate you!I have a very bad feeling about this.I have led a happy life.I have rights, too!I have such sweet thoughts.I have this dungeon at home - I know where everything is!I let you hit me!I must sleep now.I never get to have any fun!I pray you all pray for me.I really screwed up this time.I see a bright light...I see it coming...aaargllhhhh! {sough}I shall hear in heaven.I should've listened to my mother...I split my brain, melt through the floor.I think this guy's a little crazy.I thought heroes were supposed to win!I thought you could be trusted.I thought you liked me?I thought you were on MY side...I told you to be careful with that sword...I was born for dying.I will not kneel. Strike!I will not yield.I will now enter the Halls of Mandos.I'll be back!I'll be back... as soon as I can.I'll be revenged on the whole pack of you!I'll never surrender.I'll use the Cheat Death option...I'll use my holy arrow of... wait a minute... I'm DEAD!I'll just take a really close look at the floor.I'm dead, so what! Its not the end of the world or anything!I'm dead... Interesting!I'm dead, dammit!I'm death incarnate! Nothing can harm me!I'm going down.I'm going home, babe.I'm heir to the crown. They wouldn't dare!I'm invincible!I'm melting!I'M NOT DEAD!I FEEL FINE!I WOULD LIKE TO GO FOR A WALK!I'm not afraid of death. I just don't want to be there when it happens.I'm so tired of living, I might as well end today.I'm sure reinforcements will get here on time. They promised.I'm the hero of this story! I CAN'T die!I'm too young to die!I'm too old to die!I'm a cat, so you have to try again!If you cut me down, I will only become more powerful.If you're gonna die, die with your boots on!Is it really the end, and not some crazy dream?Is not this dying with courage and true greatness?Isn't it strange, as soon as you're born you're dying?It didn't look so tough.It is finished.It is well. I die hard, but am not afraid to go.It looked harmless.It wasn't just a job, it was an adventure!It's all over.It's game over, man!It's all a part of my evil plan HA! HA! Huh...?It's just one of those days...Join the army, see the world, they said...Just because you're big and ugly doesn't mean you can push ME around.Just wait till I get my hands on the crook who sold me this crappy armor...Kill men i' the dark! What be these bloody thieves?Later, dude...Let me die to the sound of sweet music.Let me handle this.Life down there is just a strange illusion.Life planned out before my birth, nothing could I say.Life, life! Death, death! How curious it is!Live and let live, right..?Look! I'm flying!Look, behind you!!!Look, dad! No head!Mama said there'd be days like this.Maybe this wasn't such a good idea.Me first! Me first!Mein Leben!Meine Lieder!Mom told me there'd be days like this...Mommy? Is that you?Monsters rejoice: the hero has been defeated.My creator will lay my soul to rest.My God will protect me.My wallet? In your dreams!Never happy endings on these dark sets.Never try to sneak in plate mail.New blood joins this earth...Next time, try talking!No! This can't be! I am INVINCIBLE!No more Mr. Nice Guy!No one to play soldier now, no one to pretend.No point asking who's to blame.No problem. That's easy.No time to make a testament?No... a Bud light!Not me!Nothing is real but pain now.Now I am cold, but a ghost lives in my veins.Now it is come.Nurse, nurse, what murder! What blood! I have done wrong!O murderous slave! O villain!O! I am spoil'd, undone by villains!O! I die, Horatio...O, falsely, falsely murder'd!O, untimely death!Of course I know what I am doing.Off to Never-Never Land!Oh man!Oh No! Here I blow again!Oh no!Oh no, not again.Oh sh**... I'll try to teleport again.Oh well, you can't always win.Oh!Oh, dear.Oh, sh**.Oh, that's just a light wound.Ohe! Ohe! Ohe!Ok, ok, I get it: No more pals.One direct hit can ruin your whole day.Only the good die young, all the evil seem to live forever.Oof..Oops, sorry... didn't mean to disturb you.Oops.Ouch! That smarts!Ouch.Ouch.Oops.Pow!Rats!RARGH!PLAGUE ON BOTH YOUR HOUSES!!!Run away!Say goodbye to Tim, will you!SH**!SPLAT!Scheisse!See you later, alligator!Shall this fellow live?Slave, thou hast slain me!So what?So when I die, the first thing I will see in heaven is a score list?Soldier boy, made of clay, now an empty shell.Somebody get me a Rod of Resurrection... QUICK!Somebody please tell me that I'm dreaming!Somehow, I don't feel like killing anymore.Somehow, I have a bad feeling about this...Someone call the guards!Someone call my veterinarian!Someone call my doctor!Someone call Grape Dragon, please!Stop!Strangely, all of a sudden I don't feel so good.Such senseless violence! I don't understand it.Sucker shot!Shucks!Spoony!Sure don't look good...Surrender? Never!SQUISH!Tell me this is an illusion... please!Thanks, I needed that.That unworthy hand! That unworthy hand!The fat lady sang.The higher you walk, the farther you fall.The Random Number Generator hates me!The rest is silence.The shortest straw, pulled for you.There's a time to live, and a time to die, when it's time to meet the maker.There's got to be just more to it than this or tell me why do we exist?They need a twenty to hit me! I'm invincible!They say blood will have blood...Think I'm gonna fall for that?This can't be happening to me!This fell sergeant, Death, is strict in his arrest...This guy's a little crazy...This time I'm dead, though!This HAS to be an illusion. I attempt to disbelieve it.This is the End, my only friend.Thou art slain.Time for lust, time for lie, time to kiss your life goodbye.Toasty!Too much of a good thing, I guess...Treason! Treason!Trust me, I know what I'm doing...Trust me.Trust me.Ugh!Uhh... oh-oh...Ungrateful traitors!Up, up and awaaaayyy!Violence is no solution!Violent use brings violent plans.Wait! Spare me and I'll make you rich! Money is not a problem!Wally, what is this? It is death, my boy: they have deceived me.Was that as close as I think it was?Was that worth dying for?Watch this.Watch where you're pointing with that sword! You nearly...We perish, we disappear, but the march of time goes on forever.We won't live to fight another day.Well, at least I tried...?Well, I didn't much like this character, anyway...Well, bye bye then...What could possibly have gone wrong?What do you mean 'aaargllhhhh'? Hey man, I've paid for this.What do you mean, how many hit points do I have?What do you mean, my GOI expired?What hast thou done?What ho! Help!What is this? I've been stricken by fate!What was that noise?What's with that weirdo with the teeth?What? Who? Me? Oh, sh**!Where's your crown, King Nothing?Who fed steroids to that kobold?Who knocked?Who is going to save you in level four now, HUH?!Who turned off the light..?Why did you do that?Why does everything happen to me?Why is it some of us are here just so that we'll die?Wow, what a trip!Yeah, I knew it was dangerous, but I was thinking about the experience points.Yes! YES! YES! YY... AAARRRGGGHH!Yes?Yeah, Baby. Yeah!You can see armored women on winged horses coming for you.You die...You got to watch them - be quick or be dead.You have been dying since the day you were born.You labeled me, I'll label you, so I dub thee unforgiven.You mean you get to use the critical hit chart too?You will *pay* for this!You wouldn't dare!You won't harm me, right?You'd have to be a GOD to smile after that hit!You'll take my life but I'll take yours too.You've fallen and can't get up!You've run out of life.Your body tries to leave your soul.Youth, I forgive thee.Zoink!